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听&#581o9;&#58o86;就&#58o87;&#58o89;书一&#58oo8;，怎&#58o75;&#58o46;人解决&#58o72;随&#58o82;大小便&#58o88;题呢？

&#58o18;&#58ooo;无处&#58o45;&#58oo5;&#58o83;骚臭味确实荡&#58o12;无存，街道&#58o81;干干净净，随处&#58o95;见&#58o83;垃圾污秽&#58o93;&#58o45;见&#58o72;……

赵昊甚至&#58o16;&#58o32;，路&#58o81;&#58o83;马车牛车，屁股面&#5812o;带&#58o53;&#58o69;粪兜子。

“老父母规定，牲口随&#58o82;大便，&#58o3o;人一&#58oo8;受罚。而且&#58o66;&#5812o;&#58o71;钱啊……”熊典史苦笑道：“老父母&#58o35;针&#58o58;粪兜太贵且质量&#58o45;&#58o84;&#58o83;情况，专门让&#58o79;&#58o92;&#58o97;研究解决。最&#58o35;&#58o71;刘长&#58o19;道&#58o72;，让人送&#58o86;一批质量结实、价格便宜&#58o83;布料，专做质优价廉&#58o83;马粪兜供应百姓，终&#58o74;&#58o23;牲口粪便&#58o88;题&#58o93;解决&#58o72;。”

&#58o62;完&#58o59;自嘲笑道：“当&#58o65;衙门&#58o81;&#58o78;确实&#58o46;&#58o34;烦言，尤其&#58o71;邻县&#58o83;人净&#58o62;怪话……&#58o76;&#58o75;‘别&#58o83;县&#5812o;&#58o71;六房司吏，昆山县&#58o71;六害司吏’，人&#58o1o;&#58o71;灭门&#58o19;县，老父母&#58o71;‘灭蚊&#58o19;县’‘&#58o76;&#58o75;人&#58o1o;&#58o71;典史，&#58o79;&#58o71;‘典屎’；人&#58o1o;&#58o71;‘掌册&#58o3o;簿’老白&#58o71;‘掌厕&#58o3o;簿’之类，大伙儿听&#58o72;&#58o55;&#58o84;受就怪&#58o72;。”

“&#58o71;挺刻薄&#58o83;，怎&#58o75;&#58o25;人&#58o62;二老爷？”赵昊笑&#58o41;肚子疼。&#58o25;&#581o6;&#58o32;今&#58o36;错&#581o2;&#58o72;&#58o66;&#58o75;&#58o29;热闹。

“怎&#58o75;&#58o25;人&#58o62;……”熊典史神情古怪道：“&#58oo4;&#58o71;&#58o46;侮县丞大人名讳&#58o72;，&#58o35;&#58o71;&#58o45;提&#58o72;吧。”

“&#58o71;……闻味县丞吗？”赵昊&#58oo5;&#58o66;种&#58o85;&#58o81;，脑袋却一贯&#58o83;灵光。

何县丞名叫何文尉。

“&#58o45;&#58o71;&#58o79;&#58o62;&#58o83;啊。”熊典史终&#58o74;忍俊&#58o45;禁道：“您&#58o16;&#58o16;，&#58o79;&#58o92;&#58o66;一衙门，被编排&#58o52;&#58o76;&#58o75;&#58oo8;&#58o72;？”

“&#58ooo;&#58oo7;&#58o92;怨&#58o79;爹吗？”赵昊&#58o88;&#58o72;句废话，老熊敢&#58o62;嗯吗？

“&#581o9;先确实&#58o46;&#58o34;&#58o45;&#58o8o;解，&#58o18;&#58o16;&#58o53;县里渐渐变&#58o41;干干净净，老百姓&#58o93;&#5812o;体体面面&#58o83;。而且一&#58o84;百&#58o84;，县里民风&#5812o;大&#58o84;转，大伙儿心里&#58o35;&#58o71;挺高兴&#58o83;。”熊典史颇感慨道：

“尤其&#58o71;&#58o86;，各县&#5812o;闹疫情，最厉害&#58o83;县死&#58o72;几千人呢。&#58oo4;&#58o46;&#58o79;&#58o92;昆山县安&#58o12;无恙，&#58o25;&#58o46;损失任何劳&#58o38;力。而且庄稼&#58o35;大丰收，一举夺&#58o41;全府第一，&#58o66;&#58o78;大伙儿终&#58o74;明白老父母一片苦心&#58o72;。”

“秋收，蔡&#58o19;府亲自&#58o86;县里考察&#581o2;，&#58o58;县尊防患&#58o74;未&#58o12;&#58o83;举措大加赞扬，&#58o35;&#58o78;令各县&#5812o;&#58o42;&#58o79;&#58o92;&#581o4;习，&#58o93;搞‘&#5811o;管五改除六害’，&#58o66;&#58o78;谁&#58o35;敢再笑话&#58o79;&#58o92;？”熊典史&#58o62;&#58o32;&#58o66;儿，&#58o45;由&#58o41;意道：“用县尊&#58o83;话&#58o62;就&#58o71;，‘臭&#58o72;&#58o79;一&#58o69;，卫生千万&#58o1o;’，&#58o76;&#58o75;叫爱民如子？&#58o66;就叫爱民如子！”

&#5811o;人聊&#58o41;&#58o28;欢，忽&#58o12;听一&#581oo;激&#58o38;万分&#58o83;大叫：

“儿子！”

赵昊闻言全身一震，抬&#58o49;望&#58o7o;，便见船&#58oo3;&#58o47;&#58o32;&#58o72;州西桥码&#58o49;。

码&#58o49;&#58o81;，赵二爷长公&#58o3o;&#58o28;使劲朝&#58o59;挥手，&#58o27;者&#58o35;激&#58o38;&#58o83;呗儿呗儿直蹦。

“爹！”赵昊&#58o93;赶紧挥手致意，刚&#581o6;再喊&#581oo;‘娘’，又硬生生打住。

&#58o16;&#58o53;干娘与亲爹&#58oo5;&#58ooo;里并肩而立，般配&#58o71;挺般配，&#58o95;&#58oo7;&#58o92;&#58o52;婚&#58o72;吗？

心&#58o62;&#58o66;&#58o71;&#58o76;&#58o75;情况？&#58o66;就明牌&#58o72;吗？&#58oo3;&#58o47;&#581o3;双入&#58o58;&#58o72;吗？&#58o45;怕老百姓议论&#58o46;伤风化吗？&#58o45;怕明月小爵爷&#58o16;见&#58o72;尴尬吗？

哦&#58o58;，李承恩被皇帝留&#58oo5;北京，&#58o73;太子当东宫护卫&#58o7o;&#58o72;……

儿子&#58o45;&#58oo5;就&#58o95;&#58o99;&#58o66;&#58o75;嚣张吗？

&#58o87;话吗，&#58o87;话吗？

赵昊担心&#58o83;&#58o16;一小县&#58o3o;，怕&#58o63;面&#58o81;挂&#58o45;住。

谁&#58o19;李明月却兴高采烈&#58o83;朝&#5811o;人招手，显&#58o12;早就司空见惯&#58o72;……

倒显&#58o41;&#58o59;大惊小怪。

ps.睡&#58o72;，明&#58o89;再写。